Tracy Morgan Quotes

You want to know what happiness is? It's having something to look forward to, and I have all that stuff to look forward to. Right now, I'm just basking in the glory. I'm just enjoying my time in the spotlight. - Tracy Morgan

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. - Tracy Morgan

You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're in the picture, it's not funny. - Tracy Morgan

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers. - Tracy Morgan

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease. - Tracy Morgan

What do you mean 'let me?' I'm Dad! I do what I want to do! I walk around buck nekkid. My kids hate it, but I walk around the house with no drawers on. I go commando in my house! - Tracy Morgan

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container. - Tracy Morgan

Twenty-one years is a pretty long walk in the park with someone. So for us to come to this conclusion, it was like a death in the family. - Tracy Morgan

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak for the show [30 Rock] from now on. - Tracy Morgan

This just got awesome! - Tracy Morgan

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