W. C. Fields Quotes

W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole',' he explained. - W. C. Fields

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - W. C. Fields

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. - W. C. Fields

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - W. C. Fields

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split. - W. C. Fields

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies. - W. C. Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - W. C. Fields

The harder the act, the less it seems to be appreciated. That's what every artist, be he juggler, musician, or painter, finds out. And that is why so many mediocrities flourish. - W. C. Fields

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