Weird Al Yankovic Quotes

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block. - Weird Al Yankovic

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who. - Weird Al Yankovic

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month. - Weird Al Yankovic

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team. - Weird Al Yankovic

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue. - Weird Al Yankovic

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves. - Weird Al Yankovic

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