Will Durst Quotes

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars. - Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. - Will Durst

On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse. - Will Durst

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. - Will Durst

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. - Will Durst

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. - Will Durst

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. - Will Durst

I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation. - Will Durst

I believe in democracy being for everybody, and I know there's a lot of people who don't understand politics so I'm just trying to bring them into my world. - Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. - Will Durst

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