George Carlin Quotes



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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

I'm having fun because I don't take it (life) seriously - the only things I care about are my family, friends, work and my lady, Sally. Philosophers for a long time have said 'why are we here?' - I'm here for the entertainment. If you're born in the world, you're given a ticket to the freak show; if you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
- George Carlin
