Madea Quotes

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that thing looked like a horseshoe.

- Madea

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Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart! - Madea

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me. - Madea

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!! - Madea