Daniel Tosh Quotes
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. 
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
- Daniel Tosh
