Dave Barry Quotes

Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?

- Dave Barry

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Hassle | Dealing | Airlines | Hotels | Rental |

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