Eddie Izzard Quotes
You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym! 
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In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
- Eddie Izzard
