W. C. Fields Quotes

You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.

- W. C. Fields

Tags

Women | Bank | Notes | Exchange |

comments powered by Disqus

Random

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin. - W. C. Fields

Who has not experienced the unutterable despair that follows the crash of a treasured bottle. - W. C. Fields

It's a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. - W. C. Fields