Jon Stewart Quotes
You're killing me here. Are you freaking out on us? Are you going into crazy-base world? 
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This feels like some attempt at accountability. And that's what I really like about it.
- Jon Stewart
Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'
- Jon Stewart