Jon Stewart Quotes

You're killing me here. Are you freaking out on us? Are you going into crazy-base world? - Jon Stewart

You're dealing with a show where the lead character is making the irritating and uncomfortable choice... They both do a lot of shameful things. But Jeff is a cushion to Larry's harder floor. - Jon Stewart

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. - Jon Stewart

You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect. - Jon Stewart

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain. - Jon Stewart

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle. - Jon Stewart

Wow. I can't wait till later when we see Oscar's salute to montages. - Jon Stewart

When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously, when you're in a scene with somebody, you're supposed to listen and react - and that's a bit of a transition. - Jon Stewart

When I said that I wanted to put together a writing staff that would only be 80 percent Ivy League-educated Jews, they said it couldn't be done. - Jon Stewart

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat. - Jon Stewart

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