Gabriel Iglesias Quotes



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Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it easy. :P more naps less cookies.
- Gabriel Iglesias

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster...whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.
- Gabriel Iglesias
