Jimmy Carr Quotes

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

- Jimmy Carr

Tags

Country | Simple | Property | Ladder | Real |

comments powered by Disqus

Random

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. - Jimmy Carr

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. - Jimmy Carr

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. - Jimmy Carr