Dane Cook Quotes

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

- Dane Cook

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[An example: People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him.] I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. - Dane Cook

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole. - Dane Cook

If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win. - Dane Cook