Demetri Martin Quotes

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

- Demetri Martin

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Toast | Morning | Breakfast | Incredulous | Unbelievable |

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