Lewis Black Quotes
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked. 
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I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
- Lewis Black
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
- Lewis Black