Dennis Miller Quotes

I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.

- Dennis Miller

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Feel | Pangs | Remorse | Insidious | Habit |

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