Russell Brand Quotes
If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe.
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Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
- Russell Brand
