Karl Pilkington Quotes

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

- Karl Pilkington

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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs. - Karl Pilkington

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. - Karl Pilkington

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. - Karl Pilkington