Dane Cook Quotes

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

- Dane Cook

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I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head. - Dane Cook

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. - Dane Cook

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind. - Dane Cook