Comedians Quotes

As I was watching Dave talking about Johnny Carson, the way he feels about Carson is the way we, the comedians of our generation, feel about him. - Jon Stewart

All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedians. - Eric Sykes

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world. - Bob Newhart

Actors, writers, singers, dancers, comedians, belly dancers with snakes, you name it, they've been here. My job is to listen to their ideas or watch them perform, and maybe help them reshape and refine their acts so that I can start calling producers and directors to help them get jobs. - Dorothy Palmer

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. - Bob Saget

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere. - Allan Carr

A lot of comedians out there are aspiring actors, but Dave Attell is a comedian who loves doing comedy and loves to tour. It's great seeing people who love what they do. - Laura Garrison