Funny Quotes

You're smart, cute, funny, and can always make smile. To me, you're perfect. One problem: You're hers, not mine. - Unknown

You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know. - Unknown

Youre not 40, youre eighteen with 22 years experience. - Unknown

You're never as good as people think you are when you're winning and never as bad as people think you are when you're losing. Teams are funny. When you get confident, things go your way, you might play better than you are in stretches, and I think we probably played better than we were in stretches. - Dale Layer

You're halfway to 42. - Unknown

You're good looking in a way, away off. - Unknown

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night. - Groucho Marx

You're 13. You were dumped. Your life isn't over. - Unknown

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is. - Unknown

Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltiness of time. - William Shakespeare