Funny Quotes

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. - Ogden Nash

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Your favorite band sucks. - Unknown

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. - Gary Bolden

Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo. - Unknown

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip. - Arnold H Glasgow

Your are what you eat avoid fruits and nuts. - Unknown

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together. - Russell Simmons

You'll find no life lessons in a cookie. - Unknown

You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever. - Ernest Cline