Leno Quotes

You always think, 'Ah, I could have done it better,' ... This lets you take all the best stories and all the best jokes and put them together. - Jay Leno

Y yo, canto esta cancion. Me lleno de emocion. Y tu de confusion, desilusion Mientras tu... - Ivy Queen

With the consent decree moving from the negotiation stage to the implementation, it is time for new leadership... For the sake of Angelenos, we must focus our efforts on the core management issues of community policing, recruitment, morale and consent decree implementation. - Richard Riordan

Why do elephants go swimming? To get their trunks wet. - Jay Leno

Who's crazy: people who trust other people, or people who don't? - Lenore Skenazy

When we started this show, my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight. - Jay Leno

When people realize that the sky does not fall, civilization does not end, people say this is a nonissue. - Mark Leno

When Pat Buchanan left the Republican Party and joined the Reform Party, he had a wonderful opportunity to provide leadership to [a wide base]. - Lenora Fulani

When it comes to boys and her weight, I think Ellenor is much more conservative than I am, and she has not had the dialogue I have had about my weight. - Camryn Manheim