Pope Quotes

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers. - Tracy Morgan

Whoever thinks a faultless piece to see, Thinks what ne'er was, nor is, nor e'er shall be. - Alexander Pope

Who shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me? - Alexander Pope

Who combats bravely is not therefore brave, He dreads a death-bed like the meanest slave: Who reasons wisely is not therefore wise, - His pride in reasoning, not in acting lies. - Alexander Pope

While we salute and celebrate this progress, we cannot afford to gamble with the bears' future. The Yellowstone grizzly bear is an irreplaceable part of America's natural heritage, an icon of all that is wild and free. - Carl Pope

While this is a sad and solemn time for many, the funeral of a pope is a global event and his passing will have ramifications for people around the world. - Chris Cramer

While the Pope owns 51% of General Motors And the stock exchange is the only thing he's qualified to quote us. - George Harrison

While pensive poets painful vigils keep - Sleepless themselves to give their readers sleep. - Alexander Pope