Python Quotes

We took up the offer with the BBC, and that was Monty Python's Flying Circus. I didn't have to submit my ideas to the group. I used to turn up on the days we recorded with a can of film under my arm, and in it went. - Terry Gilliam

We had many concerns while planning Monty Python's Flying Circus... we wanted to avoid being bracketed as being another offshoot. - Graham Chapman

We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! - Monty Python

Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it. - Monty Python

'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.' - Monty Python

This is a dead parrot! - Monty Python

These kids are smart. But I'd as soon take a python to bed as hire one. - Ned Dewey

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not. - Monty Python

The stomach of the python still surrounded the head, shoulders, and forelimbs of the alligator. - Skip Snow