Screw Quotes

Why screw around? If they're going to cut, they'll go a half-point. They're just not in a position to be taking risks. - Diane Swonk

Why is it that I finally convince my mind that I am over you, then I see you and my heart takes over and screws everything up? Why do you have that power over me if we cannot be together? - Kristina

Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you? - Dave Barry

Why dont we get drunk and screw? - Jimmy Buffett

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. - George Clooney

When you're short-handed you've got to kind of throw some more tricks into the game. Sometimes they work and then usually the weakness when they don't work is the three-point shot because someone put that line out there and kind of screwed up some things. - George Karl