Willard Quotes

When you get to a certain age, it's kind of the same thing. There's no new school to go to, no new teachers. There's some comfort in that. - Fred Willard

When we talk about loving your enemy here, it means something. And we're not sure that you can do that. - Dallas Willard

When they started hitting those 3s, I just wanted to crawl under the bench. I was looking for a trap door. - Phil Willard

When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her husband said, Betty, wake up and finish your drink. - Fred Willard

When I was a kid, hearing something from the president was like hearing something from God. Now I hear the president and think, What is he, crazy? - Fred Willard

What makes a successful marriage? Well, I've been married about forty years now. My wife and I went back to Hawaii in 2001 to renew our vows. It was a hippie thing. We found a woman-Reverend Jackie. Picked a spot out by the ocean where a guy was playing guitar. I think he was the best man or something. - Fred Willard

We've had good balance this year. I think that's one of the reasons we've been so successful. - Phil Willard

We've had 12 so far... We've got about four more people getting out of the water. - John Willard

We've got to do things differently if we're going to reform our schools. You've got to stretch kids. State tests were never designed to be the end line. They've got to keep being reformed. In the quest to raise standards, you may have lowered them for other students. - Willard Daggett