Clever Facebook Status Quotes

You want to know someone who is amazing, beautiful and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again... - Unknown

You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee. - Unknown

You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks. - Mario Tomasello

You can't be late until you show up. - Unknown

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Unknown

Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance? - Unknown

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. - Arjun Loveable

Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen? - Unknown

Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize! - Unknown

When you DIE, your True friends will cry. While your Best friends will collect 7 Dragon Balls, just to bring your life back... - Unknown