Degeneres Quotes

You were quick; you were quick. - Ellen DeGeneres

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'm sick and tired of hearing about me. - Ellen DeGeneres

You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress. - Ellen DeGeneres

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. - Ellen DeGeneres

Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. - Ellen DeGeneres

Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial break on the 'Ellen DeGeneres Show. - Brian Donahue

While I was doing stand-up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no, and I even wore a few dresses. - Ellen DeGeneres

When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistakenly thought that if I was famous then everyone would love me. - Ellen DeGeneres

When I asked her what she missed the most right now she said, 'My friends. I don't know where my friends are,' ... Tonight, let's show people on the Gulf Coast that they have friends all over the world . . . to give them shelter from the storm. - Ellen DeGeneres