Drunk Quotes

You've got college kids walking around here drunk. It's a prime target area. - Justin Ellis

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Joe E. Lewis

You're a go go dancer and don't understand why you have such a bad marriage...maybe your husband doesn't like you dancing on drunk men? - Unknown

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.' - Shannen Doherty

Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. - Lord Chesterfield

You were blackout drunk the night before if you wake up and have no idea where you are and why. - Trent Johnson

You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover. - Henri Matisse

You really need to be drunk for this. - Katie Melua

You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up. - Lil Wyte

You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. - Unknown