Enema Quotes

You and your tireless organizing have stood up to the arrogance of power and money and bullying and insulting disrespect of public servants and representative government and given this administration the massive enema it deserves. - Warren Beatty

Writing software that's safe even in the presence of bugs makes the challenge even more interesting. - Wietse Venema

With wintry conditions arriving in the higher elevations, children are facing a potentially deadly combination of cold, malnutrition, and disease... Most housing has been destroyed in the hardest-hit areas, so the survival of thousands of young children is now at stake. Shelter, nutrition, and health care for children must be a priority. - Ann Veneman

Windows favors multi-threading, which means that a service is implemented by one single process. - Wietse Venema

When I write software, I know that it will fail, either due to my own mistake, or due to some other cause. - Wietse Venema

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. - Emo Philips

When he went down last year, that's when our season went downhill... I think we can win without me, but I don't think we can win without Troy Bienemann. - Jerome Harrison

We've all learned about this disease since it was first discovered several years ago in Europe. And so I think we've learned from the European experience. - Ann Veneman

We're definitely going to hit the ball this year. It's all going to come down to how well we pitch and catch it. We didn't do a very good job of that today, but we'll correct the things we did wrong. - Shane Schueneman