Handy Quotes

You've got to appreciate the things that come from the art of the Negro and from the heart of the man farthest down. - William Christopher Handy

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. - Jack Handy

You knew when it got late, Phil looked at me... There's been three or four times throughout the year he asked me how I felt I was swinging the bat or if got my spikes handy. I didn't think he was serious, and he probably wasn't. But the look that he gave me this time was very serious, and there was no kidding about it. And so I got out to the bullpen. - Roger Clemens

You don't bail on something you've had success with all season. I was hoping we could get back on track. But as we continued to press, I think we got lackadaisical. Then they got in a groove. - Louis Handy

Would you say Caldwell, who was your handyman, had a hobby of murder? - Eric Dubin

With a guitar I would be able to express the things I felt in sounds. - William Christopher Handy

While they are fighting all these fires, they have to make sure to seed the next generation of products. - Rajesh Chandy

Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet. - Jack Handy

Whether it was working on theatre sets or stage lighting, I didn't realize most all of the skills I was exposed to were going to come in handy later on when I became a designer. - Douglas Wilson

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books. - Jack Handy