Kegs Quotes

This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise. -Bender. - Futurama

They'd like to get rid of kegs altogether. This has been going on for some time. - Ken Knowles

There's been a lot of fight back from the students on this one. But we don't chase the kegs If we see five kegs go to one house though, we're going to watch it. - Bill Evans

Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats, And licked the soup from the cooks' own ladles, Split open the kegs of salted sprats, Made nests inside men's Sunday hats, And eve. - Robert Browning

Incendiary capitalism is carrying its out evil works more dangerously than ever, and is doing so in the increasingly dangerous neighborhood of the powder kegs that are the great European military powers. - Karl Liebknecht

I'd trust that Bush has a lot more experience around kegs than Kerry. - Alex Brodsky