Laziest Quotes

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - W. C. Fields

That facial expression you make when you got paired with the laziest f*cker in class. - Unknown

Sheldon was voted the laziest player on the team last year by his teammates. Hands down. But this year, he was voted the hardest worker. It's been a complete 180 degree turnaround. - Jeff Guiot

It's unbelievable!!! Tickets have been available for less than three weeks and in the laziest part of the dog days of summer. Who would have known that these tickets would be moving like this. - Dino Duva

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business. - Paul Hogan

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body. - Tina Louise

I am the worlds laziest writer. - Oscar Peterson

Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices. - George Bernard Shaw

But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met. - Norman Lear