Lightning Quotes

You're much more likely to be attacked by lightning or by your own toilet than you are by a shark. - Peter Benchley

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!" - Johnny Carson

You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here? - Mike Matusow

You might sooner get lightning out of incense smoke than true action or passion out of your modern English religion. - John Ruskin

You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightning bolt flashed before him. - Bill Walton

You have to love the company itself. It caught lightning in a bottle and is a tremendous company. But where we have a problem is that emotionalism will now dictate the price of the stock. - David Menlow

You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning. How many companies can you really police when you have 3,000 immigration agents spread out over the entire country? - Michael Cutler

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery. - Bill Cosby

You don't know if it's going to keep charging, you don't know if it's charging and is not going to produce lightning... There are too many unknowns in the whole business. A device like this on average can give you some information. How accurate it is, I don't know. - Martin Uman

You can see this is where the lightning went down the back of both legs. - Marty Matzelle