New Baby Quotes

You've got a new puppy, or a new baby. You're celebrating the upcoming wedding. Or, the honeymoon afterwards, you travel to some exotic place and you want to share it with somebody. It's a chance to actually have your personal image or some important event on U.S. currency, which is what postage really is. - Robert Beaver

Whenever there's a new baby in my family, even if I don't know who the father is, I display pictures of it. But only one or two per child. No one wants to see 37 pictures of your grandchild - which is also why you must never carry more than one picture of each grandchild in your wallet. - Joan Rivers

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be. - James Matthew Barrie

We have a new baby (a second daughter born in November) so it's a little bit tough for her right now, but she is going to try and make it over. - Bret Hedican

We have a 1,300-square-foot house and their presence is always known. We needed to find harmony, with a new baby and us and them. - Catherine Wagner

This program provides critical resources to new parents experiencing not only the joys but also the challenges of a new baby. - James Frey

There was a lot of stuff going on for me last year. New team, the contract, new baby ... it was a whirlwind last year. Things really seem a lot more settled now. - Tim Hudson

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. - Kin Hubbard

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. - Dave Barry

The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction. - Unknown