New Years Resolution Quotes

Why am I making New Years Resolutions already? My life is seriously trying to go places. I hope Im ready. - Unknown

We don't have Resolutions we've just got Reservations. I try to live my life right every day. - Drake

To avoid self disappointment, I make Pre-New Years resolutions that end on new years. This year: quit drinking, read a book, and exercise. - Unknown

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. - Unknown

This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father! - Unknown

People preparing for New Years resolutions on the outside but the change has to start within your heart! - Unknown

One of my new years resolutions...distancing myself from all sketchy people in my life. Good, genuine people that love me are all I need. - Unknown

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution. - Jay Leno