Phyllis Quotes

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

You can't expect any return phone calls. I think the wound has been opened, and salt has been poured into it from all the media. The Times has to prove themselves to these three people. - Phyllis Grae

You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. - Phyllis Diller

You can chunk it using a blunt edge, into pieces about a half-inch wide. They would work great for cookies or for brownies. - Phyllis Pellman Good

Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart. - Phyllis McGinley