Sarcastic Christmas Quotes

You might be a firefighter if...You have ever played jingle bells at Xmas time on the air horns to clear traffic. - Unknown

Wish for Christmas; unemployed to find employment, families to be together, and certain people to be kidnapped by disgruntled lawn gnomes and not seen til 2013! - Unknown

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit... - Unknown

There has been only one Christmas the rest are anniversaries. - W J Cameron

Santa saw your Facebook status's... he's getting you a dictionary for Christmas. - Unknown

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. - Dennis Miller

Officially accepting applications for a winter boyfriend. Must be willing to do Christmas activities with me. No gift exchange required. - Unknown

It is the Holiday season, and everyone is jolly...until you walk in Walmart... - Unknown

If Santa would close his eyes on the weekends, I'd probably wouldn't be naughty list. - Estella Trujillo

I sure hope you like your Christmas gift...It's a year's supply of me! - Unknown