Seinfeld Quotes

You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they're really sophisticated shows that we all love back home. - Simon Pegg

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. - Jerry Seinfeld

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't take 'Seinfeld' and glue on interactivity. - Mark Hardie

You can be passionate about anything. - Jerry Seinfeld

Where's Kramer? - Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

When their first edition came out I was pleased. It wasn't 'Seinfeld' funny all the way through, but for four college students putting it together, I thought it showed innovation and promise. - Terri Reddout

When the 'Seinfeld' show said it was going to be a show about nothing, everybody said it couldn't - wouldn't work. It did. 'Thor' is about something, about that character finding his destiny, but it's not doing what was expected... and yet it's doing very well. - J. Michael Straczynski