Toilet Quotes

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show. - Eric Carr

You're much more likely to be attacked by lightning or by your own toilet than you are by a shark. - Peter Benchley

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. - George Carlin

You have no power; you have no food; you can't flush toilets. - Pam Laborde

You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet. - Pamela Anderson

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. - Alan King

You can't write off 'Arrested Development,' since Emmy voters love to rescue shows that are in the ratings toilet. - Sex And The City

You can stand up in front of a bunch of four-year-olds and just say 'toilet,' and they'll start laughing. - Charlie Williams

You can program it. Set temperatures of water in the morning and when you get up at 7:30, your toilet seat is warm and ready for you. - Hamid Shoushtari

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. - Carolyn Heilbrun