Waitresses Quotes

Yeah, I think we're kind of underappreciated, because we're like 10 jobs in one. We're not waitresses — we're security guards and nurses and all of these other things rolled into one. - Erika Christensen

The waitresses are the best I've seen anywhere. They joke and talk with you. - Robert Meltesen

The food always is good, and the waitresses are good and courteous. - John Brady

Our waitresses are smokers and our customers are smokers. Everybody's already losing money over this. - Bonnie Campbell

Men and women alike from around the world are enjoying our Web site. We are receiving photos of the world's most beautiful waitresses submitted from top bars, restaurants, and clubs from all of the U.S. and Canada. - Adam Baker

In most of these places, 65 percent or 70 percent of the people who live in trailer parks are seniors. The remainder are nurses, teachers, waitresses, carpenters and plumbers. Where are we going to put these people if we force them out of their homes? Where are they going to live? - Ed Speraw

In just two weeks, Bill Clinton will no longer be President of the United States. He'll just be another chubby, middle-aged guy annoying the waitresses at Hooters. - Jay Leno

I would not support a McDonald's, a Burger King or a Dunkin' Donuts at that site, but this is a restaurant, really. I wish they had waiters and waitresses so it would be a little easier for us to classify it, but for lack of a better term, they're calling it fast food. - Alderman Scott Galvin

I thought it would be neat because if these students go on in acting, they will likely be doing dinner theater. Insert joke about actors being waiters and waitresses here. - Amy Coleman