Dane Cook Quotes

Whatever you need. I'm here for you. - Dane Cook

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. - Dane Cook

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. - Dane Cook

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. - Dane Cook

To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?' - Dane Cook

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO. - Dane Cook

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes. - Dane Cook

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related. - Dane Cook

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it. - Dane Cook

Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!' - Dane Cook

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