Dylan Moran Quotes

You're doing your own thing if you're doing stand-up, obviously, you are the show. - Dylan Moran

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up. - Dylan Moran

You look like a horse in a man costume. - Dylan Moran

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?' - Dylan Moran

You exaggerate your own reactions. - Dylan Moran

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. - Dylan Moran

Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. - Dylan Moran

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy. - Dylan Moran

There was a time when I thought if I see Victoria Beckham's face any more I'm going t forget my 11 times tables because my brain is going to dislodge old information to accommodate the new. - Dylan Moran

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