Family Guy Quotes

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language? - Family Guy

Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise. - Family Guy

Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy. - Family Guy

Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie. - Family Guy

It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green. - Family Guy

Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. -Chris Griffin. - Family Guy

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie. - Family Guy

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin. - Family Guy

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin. - Family Guy

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