Jane Wagner Quotes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation. - Jane Wagner

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when youre pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there. - Jane Wagner

The idea is for students to learn about the human milestones from birth to the aging. - Jane Wagner

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you. - Jane Wagner

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. - Jane Wagner

Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool. - Jane Wagner

Now we are celebrating all generations at this event. There is something for everyone. You don't need to have kids to come to this. - Jane Wagner

It's helping students learn what's required to be successful in human services careers. - Jane Wagner

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

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