Jeff Ross Quotes

Could your original face have been that much worse than that clown mask youve had welded on? - Jeff Ross

Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up. - Jeff Ross

As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight years. - Jeff Ross

A lot of the ballplayers loved that movie. When we got there, the Angels wanted him to come to their locker room, too. - Jeff Ross

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