Jeff Ross Quotes

Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton. - Jeff Ross

Youre an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress. - Jeff Ross

Youre a walking tumor. Actually, its a big deal when you spot a tumor. - Jeff Ross

You made all your money because you created a f*cked up, criminal baby. Youre like Michael Lohan. - Jeff Ross

You ever had your heart broken, Larry? What was his name? - Jeff Ross

You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys whose careers end on a hotel floor. - Jeff Ross

When anyone advocates a new technology, people [with existing spectrum] are against it. It's the position you take if you are a spectrum manager. - Jeff Ross

What was that movie you made with Ben, "Mystery Men"? That movie was so bad, I fired my agent! Gene Siskel was going to review that movie, but he took the easy way out! - Jeff Ross

We played much better as a team. Defensively we came up big against some excellent strikers by not giving them what they wanted. - Jeff Ross

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